#lol – Confucius says…

A man who run in front of a car get tired.

A man who run behind a car get exhausted.

A man with one chopstick go hungry.

A man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

A man who eat many prunes get good run for his money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

A wife who put her husband in a doghouse soon finds him in a cathouse.

A man who drives like hell, bound to get there.

A man who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.

A man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Paul Green is an experienced business expert in strategy, business planning, sales performance and assessment, as well as leadership development. He is the founder partner of UK Business Advisors, Fellow of the Institute for Independent Business and a Personal Business Advisor for Effective Business Group. He is author of "50 Essential Business Advice Tips To Prevent Your Business From Failing" - free download is available by clicking on the following link: http://www.paulgreen.biz/success_tips.htm

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